HEY DUDE, WHERE’S MY 27-5 ($275)
[Verse 1]
Hey dude, where’s my 27-5
You promised cheaper power, barely kept alive,
Told me green’s the wave, said it’s all legit,
But my bill’s climbing high, man, it just don’t fit.
Thought it would be easy, lights on for less cash,
Now it feels like I’m stuck in a money crash.
Tricked us good, yeah, you played your cards,
Drowning in these payments, it hits real hard.
Electric fears keep rising, up and up,
While you preach renewables like it’s all enough.
[Chorus]
Your renewables ain’t cheaper, it’s a bitter pill,
I’m staring down the numbers, pressing every thrill.
China’s laughing hard, building coal stacks tall,
While we’re left broke, just trying not to fall.
[Verse 2]
Tomago’s dead, where’s the energy path?
Killed by your madness, that’s the aftermath.
Net zero dreams got us running in place,
While our wallets getting lighter, can you feel the space?
You sold us hope, but it’s just a façade,
Behind closed doors, it’s a faulty card.
I’m looking at my bill and I can’t understand,
How’s a country rich in resources, losing land?
[Chorus]
Your renewables ain’t cheaper, it’s a bitter pill,
I’m staring down the numbers, pressing every thrill.
China’s laughing hard, building coal stacks tall,
While we’re left broke, just trying not to fall.
[Bridge]
It’s a wealth transfer, straight from us to them,
While we sweat the cost and they’re stacking their gems.
Your Net Zero deal, it’s a façade of despair,
Can’t you see it’s not fair, it’s a wealth affair.
[Verse 3]
We’re navigating life with these bills on our backs,
Chasing every cent like we’re under attack.
You promised the sun; now it’s burning our dough,
Chasing for that green dream, but it’s just a no-show.
So wake up, wake up, can’t you see the tide?
China’s thriving while we’ve got nowhere to hide.
No more trickin’ us, we gotta take a stand,
Fight back against the madness, let’s reclaim the land.
[Chorus]
Your renewables ain’t cheaper, it’s a bitter pill,
I’m staring down the numbers, pressing every thrill.
China’s laughing hard, building coal stacks tall,
While we’re left broke, just trying not to fall.
[Outro]
So hey dude, where’s my 27-5
Stop the lies and the hype, we’re just trying to survive.
Let’s get real about the future we hold,
No more scams, just the truth to unfold.
Copyright – Uncle Ned
Until next time, God bless you, your family and nation.
Take care,
Craig Kelly
